Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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