My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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