bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
