Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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