just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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