there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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