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i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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