Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
the raccoons are back...
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