This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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