fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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