last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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