Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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