The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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