Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Randomize
