THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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