whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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