She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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