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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I need help removing her.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.

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  You should've just screamed yes we can!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.

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• (585): View more from New York

  The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  being pregnant is like rehab

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• (954): View more from Florida

  damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?

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• (956): View more from Texas

  She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch

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