I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
