He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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