so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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