don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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