I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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