Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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