If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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