Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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