Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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