check it out our google latitudes are spooning
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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