Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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