YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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