Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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