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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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