is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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