the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
