just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
