my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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