after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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