More tranny stories later!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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