don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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