She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
wow bdsm is so cute
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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