She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I smell like Dick and happiness
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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