She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Randomize
