Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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