Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
it's like iHOP with fire
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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