Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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