did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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