i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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