i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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