Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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