in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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