I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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