Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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