I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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