I murdered the dance floor call the cops
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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